"No, I'm seriously calling a courtesy sniff on this. You need to go in the bathroom right now."
Another very friend thing we do, that somehow does no harm to our relationship or egos, is talk uninhibited about our celeb crushes. I probably shouldn't annouce things like, "sexiest," when Channing Tatum is dancing and my tries-really-hard-to-dance husband is sitting next to me. And Bud probably shouldn't say things like, "she's so hot," when Blake Lively struts across the screen with her mile-high legs while his 5'4'' wife can barely touch the floor while sitting on the couch. But we do and neither of us takes any insult in it because first; we're friends, and that's the kinds of things you say out loud when you're with your friend. And second; its kind of nice to know what your partner finds attractive in other people. So Bud tries to dance and I wear high heels, and we both appreciate the gesture.
In no particular order (ya know, just in case you are itching to know this stupid crap about us, hah), here are our crushes:
Brandon: it is no secret that Bud has a type. Its blonde. he's happily married to a brunette in the fall/winter and a blonde in the spring/summer, but if he had his way, I'd be bleach blonde all year long.
Tab: the criteria for my list is boys that are really good at making the "I'm so in love with you that it hurts me" face in movies. seriously. i die for the face.
Matthew Goode. Adorable. I'm not ashamed to say that I got my first crush on him from the horribly, amazing first-daughter-dates-the-bodyguard movie he was in with Mandy Moore. (in case you want to google that - let me save you the trouble, its Chasing Liberty and I have a copy of it).
Joseph Gordon Levitt. Such a crush on him, it ain't even funny. I have seen 500 Days of Summer so many times that its kind of embarassing. I just tried to watch it the other day on HBO on demand and Bud was like, "Seriously, I know you've seen this like 20 times."
Mila Kunis. Not that 70's show Mila. I mean Forgetting Sarah Marshall/Black Swan Mila.
Do you and your best friend/partner have celeb crushes? Any of them the same as ours?